Addisonisms

I am sure that this is the first of many entries with this title. Addison is always coming up with something.

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Today-I am worn out. I'm just like an old rug.

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One of my favorite of his jokes- What do you call a car with horns? A cattle-ac.

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I like to think up sneaky things and get my brother to do them. (Hint: They're not so sneaky if you tell your mom and dad.)

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What do computers eat? Chips.

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What do you call a nation of dogs? A dalnation